WHY WORRY?

There are only two things
To worry about-
Either you are well, or you are sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing
to worry about-
But if you are sick,
There are two things to worry about.
Either you will get well, or you die.
If you die, then you have
Two things to worry about.
Either you go to Heaven or to Hell
If you go to Heaven, then there is
Nothing to worry about-
But if you go to Hell,
You will be so damn busy
Shaking hands with old friends,
You won’t have time to worry.